7-11 Junk Rat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
evilwizard
foreverial

the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein

cryptotheism

Gug think easy kill thin hide with spear

foreverial

not so fast, Gug. i just drank 10 green juice cleanse flights. after the bloody diarrhea passes, my weight will have dropped 50% and i’ll have ingested enough fruit sugars to kill a horse - and kill a horse i will.

cryptotheism

Gug respect and fear shaman. Gug fear what gug not understand.

foreverial

that’s right, bitch

keplercryptids
ceciliaspen

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It could never be your home

you2018

[ID: a series of illustrations of a house paired with the text:

That’s the thing about old houses…
No matter how long you’ve lived in one…
… You’ll always feel like you’re just visiting.
Like you’re not welcome.
… Like it will never be your home.

1: the back of the house, it is white and surrounded by trees, a gazebo sits in the yard.

2: a green hallway with deep wood doors and floor, and a chandelier.

3: a paneled ceiling and elaborate chandelier.

4: front of the house, windows dark and filled with pairs of eyes. /end ID]